I seriously thought you were a better person than this.

Guess I was wrong again.

Normal people don’t do THAT.

IDK, bro.

-woke up on the wrong side of the bed. literally.
-you weren’t wearing underwear.
-i was wearing normal sleeping clothes.
-the clothing on my floor is wet.
-the last thing I remember is eating pizza on the floor of the dark kitchen, kissing you and laughing.

so many beer. so many whiskey.

No doubt.

I fucking win.

100%%%%

“I want you, I need you, oh baby, oh baby.”
It’s what they be sayin’ soon.

WHEN I TRY TO APPEAR INTELLIGENT

howdoiputthisgently:

(Source: pat-attack, via earthmamma)